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Written by Jalapenoman
Story written: 07 March 2007
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Jersey says to "vote fer Antonella if'n ya want ta
see more 'n this of her."
There is a new underground movement in the Unites States:
voting for the worst contestant on American Idol to keep
that singer in the competition. While this has been rumored
for years (remember Scott, Ace, and that Hawaiin girl?),
no actual proof has been found until now.
Jersey Boone Hatfield of Dried Thatch, Tennessee admitted
today in an exclusive interview that he has been behind this
campaign to promote bad singing. "When I went and tried
out a few years back, them fellers told me I sounded like
I was doin' hog calls 'er somethin'. I decided right then
and thar that I wuz gonna fix that show right. I been tellin'
mu friends 'n neighbors 'n everbody else that wud listen
ta vote fer the worst one o' them singers."
When asked who he was currently supporting with his bad
votes, Jersey said that "we're actually pullin' fer
two, cuz thars still a boys 'n a girls competition. We're
all liking that Indian feller, Kobyashi Maru, fer the boys.
I normally don't like votin' fer them long haired, limp wristed,
faggity actin', girly man fellers, but he's by and far the
worst of the lot."
"As far as the girls go, I got ever'one votin' fer
that Antonella Barbiedoll girl. She's can't sing and her
titties is all over the internet right now, so's I gotta
give her my support (cuz her bra sure ain't supporting nothin'
in them pics). Asides that, if'n we votes fer her, she may
put up more of them titty shots outta the goodness of her
heart ta thank her fans."
The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
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